Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Conversations I have with my two almost three year olds.

Me: *Walks into the bathroom*
Emily: *runs up as soon as the door close*
Emily: Are you poopin?! Mommy, you poopin?!
Me: Emily go away!
Emily: I push the button!
Me: EMILY!

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Ethan :I wanna watch santa
Me: Ethan it's time for you to be in bed!
Ethan: SANTA
Me: ETHAN IT'S JUNE! THERE IS NO SANTA! PLEASE, GO TO BED!


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Ethan:Scary lizards
Me: No Ethan, you're holding a bag of pretzels.
Ethan: No Scary lizards.
Me: Yes Ethan, I bought a bag of scary lizards, now you get to eat them.


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Me: Guess what
Emily: What?
Me: Chicken Butt!
Emily: Mommy guess what?
Me: What?
Emily: *Burps in my ear*
Me: .................


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Emily: Surprise, I'm here, it's me!
Me: Emily, it's just the doctors office but I'm glad you think life is one big surprise party.


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Emily: Emmy pretty Daddy's pretty ethan's pretty
Me: Is mommy pretty
Emily: No
Me: Should have seen that coming.


Out of the mouths of babes and that's just this past week.

1 comment:

  1. oh god! how much they are talking now, just looked on the side and realized they are going to turn 3 very soon! they are at that age where they say the funniest things (:

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